What? You don't believe me?
That's fine. I have plenty of evidence.
On this particular day I'd made some blueberry muffins for a visiting friend. Visiting friend shared muffins with Asher. Visiting friend left. Asher's desire for muffins did not.
"Oh, there's Mom."
"What's she staring at?"
"I should crawl up on the island so I can reach the others. Yeah. That's a good idea."
"Hmm. This fancy leafy paper by Martha is tasty."
After eating the top off the first muffin, Asher tossed it to the side and lunged for more. One for each hand. That move was less successful.