Dedication

Hi Friends and Family and strangers who read this blog.

This is your friendly reminder that THIS SATURDAY {January 9th} is our little guy's Baby Dedication {and small birthday celebration}.

Please consider this your reminder. Or if this is the first you're hearing of it, you either don't pay attention or the person in charge of spreading the gossip to you has failed. I'll rat them out and you can yell at them all you want.

Please don't be offended if you didn't get your invitation. That's because nobody did. I ordered them. {What kind of mother do you think I am?} They arrived all janky and unsendable. Then there was not enough time to re-order, re-ship, and mail. I felt so defeated. And sad.

But you're still invited.
So email me if you need details.
I'm not putting them on the blog for strangers {and or psycho killer type people} so they can show up and murder us all by spiking the celebratory punch we'll all be drinking.

Please come. We have a professional photographer coming. We want your face in our memories. And your funness in our home.

Thank you.
This is a service message brought to you by the letter P {for please, and party} and by the number 9 {which is the day of the party.}

He's going to look really sad if you're not there.

How can you say no to this face???

Are you heartless?